Judge Donato re-orders Google to open Android app distribution after insufficient compliance
Judge Donato re-ordered Google to open Android app distribution after finding prior compliance insufficient — Epic's antitrust win, now enforced twice.
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IBM Certifying Thousands of Consultants on OpenAI Technology Is Just Distribution
IBM will train tens of thousands of consultants on OpenAI's tech. Classic integrator play — but certified practitioners don't guarantee working deployments.
OpenAI's Ultrafast Mode Trades an Unverified Number for Enterprise Attention
OpenAI's Ultrafast mode claims 14x speed for GPT 5.6 Sol, but the figure lacks any baseline or verification. The preview label tells the real story.
Anthropic's Own Researchers Reveal Its Eval Suite Trails Its Deployment Speed
Anthropic researchers find multi-agent AI systems clash and collude in ways current safety tests miss — a deployment gap, not an AI behavior mystery.
OpenAI Fills Its Revenue Slot Two Days After Its COO Walks Out
OpenAI hired Dali Rajic as CRO two days after COO Brad Lightcap's exit. The cadence says more than either announcement alone.
Suno Studio 2.0 Ships MIDI but Locks Users Out of Real Plugin Chains
Suno Studio 2.0 adds MIDI but locks users to a basic two-oscillator synth with no VST support. A step forward, not a DAW.
Higgsfield's AI Film Shows What the Generator Did Not Invent
Higgsfield AI's Cully Hill Boys was reviewed by The Verge. Finding: the best parts were human. What that reveals about AI video generation.
Google DeepMind's leadership exodus reveals a platform conceding the model layer
Jeff Dean and Demis Hassabis take new roles as Google DeepMind loses frontier ground to Anthropic and OpenAI. What the org chart actually signals.
Microsoft Ships a Unified Copilot Shell, Capability Still Undemonstrated
Microsoft merges its consumer and commercial Copilot apps into one unified shell. The surface move is real. The super app capability claim is not yet.
Anthropic's Watermark Works, and That's Exactly What Upsets People
Anthropic's Claude watermark catches AI-assisted cheating at work and in class. Users call it a travesty. The complaint confirms it works.
White House Open-Model Regulation Is a Rumor, Not a Policy
The White House may expand its AI framework to cover open models, per unnamed WIRED sources. No text, no rule, no confirmed decision — yet.
Cognition's $40B Valuation Rumor Is Doing Marketing Work
Cognition is reportedly in talks to raise at $40B, up from $26B just months ago. The number is unconfirmed — and doing marketing work.